Interociter v. Interrotron
| INTERROTRON | INTEROCITER |
| eye-contact through the use of video screens (adapted Teleprompter technology) | eye contact through the use of screens employing unknown technology |
| screen shape: rectangular (4 x 3) | screen shape: equilateral triangle |
| associated hardware: two cameras | associated hardware: a massive floor unit |
| camera hidden | camera hidden, if there is a "camera" |
| facilitation of inter-species communication, homo sapiens to homo sapiens | facilitation of intra-species communication, Metalunans to homo sapiens |
| successfully tested with orangutan (Bam-Bam, please see Quaker Oats commercials) |
untested with orangutan |
underlying purpose: subvert earth scientists and others for my own ends |
underlying purpose: subvert earth scientists for Metalunan ends |
| black & white, color | Technicolor only |
| following "interview," subjects go home | following "interview," subjects go to Metaluna |
| subject comes to the Interrotron | Interociter comes to the subject |
| some assembly required, but not much | many parts, complex assemby |